2001-01-22
01:45:19

I found a new website today, and I took a test on it. You read the names of "My Little Pony" mixed in with that of porn stars and guess which belongs to who. After I finished the test, I was amazed at how many names I had been sure were those of porn stars and in reality belonged to the ponies. It really made me question what the people who named the ponies were thinking. Anyway, go try your luck here.

My mom brought home a dopler the other day, which is used to listen to a babies heart beat, and we used it on my dog Gilly, who we are now sure is in fact carrying puppies. It was hard holding her still, but we did get to hear the sound of the placenta, which was really cool. Jenn had to help me hold Gilly down, so I was pretty happy that we got to hear anything asside from her growling. Gilly can be lovable sometimes..she just has a few character flaws.

Pischina wrote a wonderful entry about the birth of her son. I have always thought that birth is such an amazing thing, but I just don't want to go through it. I love children, and they seem to like me, but I just don't really want the responsibility of having them.

So, I had one of those wonderful chocolate cakes from waffle house, and it was sitting on the coffee table in my living room. I went in my room for a little while, and when I come back out, my cake is gone..in the stomach of one of my dogs. Now, my little puppy Maggie looks at me innocently, and I ask my mom if she thought Maggie did it. My mom told me that Maggie would never do anything like that. Well, that was about the time that I noticed a small patch of white on her ear, as I got closer, the white substance, which resembled the cream on my cake, was all over her nose, ears, face, and wiskers. So, I get this innocent little puppy, bring her over to my mom, and say "So, she's not guilty right." My mom took in her creamed appearence and busted out laughing. I mean, if she was going to eat my beloved chocolate pie she could have at least gotten all the evidence off of herself. hehe.

Sorry this isn't a very good entry, but I'm tired because someone ::coughjenncough:: wouldn't let me sleep this morning :)

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